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Open letter to you cockeyed optimists...

Soonersincefitty

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So, feeling better?
Got your fancy vaccine going?
I backed off a bit because I didn't want to be accused of piling on.
Besides, there's only so much misery you all can handle.
But alas, I will return soon.
For I am the King of annual communicable diseases with a long, formidable history.
Pretty proud of that actually.
So, enjoy, regale in your victory over that upstart poser Covid 19.

Sincerely, The Influenza. ;)
 
So, feeling better?
Got your fancy vaccine going?
I backed off a bit because I didn't want to be accused of piling on.
Besides, there's only so much misery you all can handle.
But alas, I will return soon.
For I am the King of annual communicable diseases with a long, formidable history.
Pretty proud of that actually.
So, enjoy, regale in your victory over that upstart poser Covid 19.

Sincerely, The Influenza. ;)
You got the flu???
You are the first person in the country to get it. Congrats.
 
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You got the flu???
You are the first person in the country to get it. Congrats.
No, I don't recall ever having it. Bad colds, yep.
Blessed with a lock down immune system that is widely believed attributed to having the oldest and most common blood type, O positive.
Flu cases have been few and far between.
It's the masks I suspect more than serendipity.
 
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