Not sure if you remember my story of the young man and the chocolate lab that left elephant sized dog piles on my yard. This was the same kid who I reamed for allowing that to happen. Yesterday, I was out front putting weed killer on some pain in the rear weeds that won't die. Roundup is probably next but that will have to be applied in the middle of the night due to tree hugging neighbors.
Anyway he was walking with our neighborhood hottie teenager who he recently started dating. She is the daughter of a former Miss Montana back in mid 90's. These are really good kids and both said hi. He asked "killing weeds today?" I said nope, they bloom so beautiful thought I would water them. He laughed, she rolled her eyes and shook her head. His comment was ok Mr Smart Ass, I have a couple of jokes to share.
Do you know what a fart is? It is a horn for a turd that follows.
Did you hear that the Pillsbury Dough Boy died from a massive yeast infection? His obit mentioned six survivors. His wife, Play Dough, four children, John Dough, Jane Dough, Dil Dough, and a unnamed bun in the oven. He was also survived by a cranky brother named Sour.
They walked on and I just shook my head laughing out loud. A few steps further and he turned to look back. I pointed to the girl and gave the guy two thumbs up. My kind of kids........
Anyway he was walking with our neighborhood hottie teenager who he recently started dating. She is the daughter of a former Miss Montana back in mid 90's. These are really good kids and both said hi. He asked "killing weeds today?" I said nope, they bloom so beautiful thought I would water them. He laughed, she rolled her eyes and shook her head. His comment was ok Mr Smart Ass, I have a couple of jokes to share.
Do you know what a fart is? It is a horn for a turd that follows.
Did you hear that the Pillsbury Dough Boy died from a massive yeast infection? His obit mentioned six survivors. His wife, Play Dough, four children, John Dough, Jane Dough, Dil Dough, and a unnamed bun in the oven. He was also survived by a cranky brother named Sour.
They walked on and I just shook my head laughing out loud. A few steps further and he turned to look back. I pointed to the girl and gave the guy two thumbs up. My kind of kids........
