Especially designed for all the snowflakes, buttercups, lemmings, etc. not equipped with a front-loading "slot" - introducing "Rectal Tampons". These inserts come equipped with on-the-tip happy faces and diaper pins dangling from the string; product motto: put a happy face where the sun doesn't shine.**
**Product disclaimer: You assholes lost, so getTF over it!
**Product disclaimer: You assholes lost, so getTF over it!