My new favorite "catch phrase"

[hollywood]

Who made you Judge Judy and Executioner?

 

[HighStickHarry]

My new one at work when someone starts telling me how to do something I already know how to do is "I don't tell you how to s*** d***"

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

My new one at work when someone starts telling me how to do something I already know how to do is "I don't tell you how to s*** d***"

Oh that's good. I'm gonna try that in our next large team meeting.

 

[Schoonerman]

Oh that's good. I'm gonna try that in our next large team meeting.

Which will be your last day on the job.

 

[HighStickHarry]

Blue collar lexicon has a certain jenesequa that doesn't translate that well to other vocational sectors.

 

[csh]

Blue collar lexicon has a certain jenesequa that doesn't translate that well to other vocational sectors.

Some classic Onion on the subject...
http://www.theonion.com/article/auto-workers-strike-for-more-acrylic-novelty-baseb-478

 

[Cowboy918]

Whenever I have a new salesperson that's been on the job for a day or two and keep's telling me what he thinks needs to be changed, I eventually have to say "quit worrying about the mules and just load the wagon".