Medic keep her running for me

[HighStickHarry]

Please keep the rif raf out of the ambulance today. I want a warm place to lay my head in case this game doesn't go the way I want. Plus I expect my tootsies to get cold. Please tell the elderly and sick to take one of those new electric taxis to the hospital if they need it.

 

[Medic007]

Ha! I don't work for ambulance service in Stillwater, as you very well know, but I did pass your message on. They responded "HighStickHarry, what the hell is that?" I told them just do as instructed or I would pull my invaluable support for their operation and they would wither and die (figuratively speaking of course). I don't know how things turned out as they are apparently refusing to return my calls.

 

[Section22Sooner]

Medic, did you guys tend to any wounds caused by "snowballs with rocks in them" and "flying beer bottles"? Any twisted ankles caused by tripping accidents?

I heard that your guys transported the Big XII Trophy from Stillwater to Waco in three hours (a 6-1/2 hour drive). Is that true?

 

[HighStickHarry]

Section22 I will pour snow over you

 

[Medic007]

The trophy was in Waco. Everyone knew the Poke would Choke. We did transport a dummy trophy for about 6 miles, then said screw it and spent the remainder of our time drinking beer and laughing at old people. I tripped one, but although old, he was much faster than I was, and he kicked my ass. With his boots, he kicked my ass. Said something about get a good lawyer...
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[CowboyJD]

That was me, you son of a bitch.

See you in court.