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List of things that keeps Pataki from being your guy

Besides the 3 republicans in NY the rest of the country asks, "Who?".
 
Name sounds foreign, Polish or Pakistani, or something. Or it sounds like a really hard bread stale bread. Need somebody with a good American values name like Bush, or Polio, or Cruise. Even Trump. Or something that sounds like a soft lovable bread like Fiorina or Christie.

We've seen what the foreign sounding Muslim name and the face of a smiling mule gets us. And no reason to elect somebody with cankles and a name that sounds like a bad infomercial, ClintON, ClintOFF. HilLIARry sounds old, dense, and lesbian too.
 
Name sounds foreign, Polish or Pakistani, or something. Or it sounds like a really hard bread stale bread. Need somebody with a good American values name like Bush, or Polio, or Cruise. Even Trump. Or something that sounds like a soft lovable bread like Fiorina or Christie.

We've seen what the foreign sounding Muslim name and the face of a smiling mule gets us. And no reason to elect somebody with cankles and a name that sounds like a bad infomercial, ClintON, ClintOFF. HilLIARry sounds old, dense, and lesbian too.

Sad to see that you forgot gerbils, tri-delts, and TX blended whiskey, but you get bonus points for confusing my ignore list!
 
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