Visited with a good friend today that is a Norwegian emigrant and still has the accent. Here goes....
Olga comes home all excited and tells Sven "the Beach Boys are coming to town". She says I really love the Beach Boys. Can we go?
Sven says sure and calls the arena ticket office. Tickets are $20 each. Olga says we only have $25 dollars. Sven tells Olga, you can go but bring me home a souvenir . After the concert Olga is so excited she forgets to pick up a souvenir until after leaving the arena. On her way back to the car she gets worried about the souvenir, then passes a tattoo parlor. She goes in and asks... What type of Beach Boys tattoo can I get for $5? The artist says we can put on two B's. Olga says ok and raises her skirt and the artist puts a B on each butt cheek.
Olga goes home and tells Sven the concert was incredible. Sven says I am glad you enjoyed it. Did you find a souvenir? Olga says sure did and let me show you. She raises her skirt and turns her back to Sven.
Sven says.....
Who the hell is BoB?
Olga comes home all excited and tells Sven "the Beach Boys are coming to town". She says I really love the Beach Boys. Can we go?
Sven says sure and calls the arena ticket office. Tickets are $20 each. Olga says we only have $25 dollars. Sven tells Olga, you can go but bring me home a souvenir . After the concert Olga is so excited she forgets to pick up a souvenir until after leaving the arena. On her way back to the car she gets worried about the souvenir, then passes a tattoo parlor. She goes in and asks... What type of Beach Boys tattoo can I get for $5? The artist says we can put on two B's. Olga says ok and raises her skirt and the artist puts a B on each butt cheek.
Olga goes home and tells Sven the concert was incredible. Sven says I am glad you enjoyed it. Did you find a souvenir? Olga says sure did and let me show you. She raises her skirt and turns her back to Sven.
Sven says.....
Who the hell is BoB?
