OK, you cross-eyed turtle pimpers. It's Bedlam Week. The week you've been dreading all year. Your fear of all things Rosselli are coming to you in full force. Get ready, cause here's how ol' Micco sees this dual going:
125: #16 Joey Prata (5-2) vs #8 Trevor Mastrogiovanni (3-1) - the first slam dunk surefire win for OU. Prata leads us right out of the gate with a win, possibly a major decision depending on how aggressive Joey is feeling that day. Since he's aggressive all the time, I'll go ahead and call it a major for OU. 4-0, good guys.
133: #30 Wyatt Henson (6-4) vs #2 Daton Fix - I'll give you, on paper... it looks like a tossup. But Rosselli's got a fool proof plan. He's going to decorate the McCasland Field House to look like an NCAA Finals, and dress Wyatt up to look like RBY. So I'll call it now, Henson with the win, 6-4 in overtime. 7-0, OU
141: #28 Mosha Schwartz (6-1) vs #21 Carter Young (2-2) - May the Schwartz be with you! Mosha's going to jedi mind trick Carter Young into oblivion! Carter will implode like the Death Star under the impressive assault of Schwartz. There will be no trilogy...Mosha by nine! 11-0, 2021 Big Twelve Champions
149: #15 Mitch Moore (7-1) vs *18 Victor Voinovich (3-1) - Super Senior versus Freshman. Voinovivch...more like Pinnedovich! And that's what I'm calling for. A in by Moore. 17-0, 2022 Bedlam winners
157: #29 Jacob Butler (8-3) vs #9 Kaden Gfeller (2-1) - Jacob has 4x the wins Kaden has this year, and only 3x the losses. So that's what I'm calling...Butler with the 4-3 win. 20-0, Mark Schultzers
165: #21 Gerrit Nijenhuis (5-1) vs #20 Wyatt Sheets (3-1) - Both of them have one loss each one will walk away with two. That guy will be Wyatt Sheets. He'll have a tougher time getting a takedown than spelling Nijenhuis's name (even Gerrit guesses half the time). 23-0, Home of Danny Hodgers
174: #19 Darrien Roberts (11-3) vs #4 Dustin Plott (4-0) - In all honesty, this match scares me...that after Roberts is done with Plott they'll call it a crime scene! After the smoke settles and the CSI team leaves, Darrien will walk away with his 12th win of the season 12-5, missing the major decision by a fingerprint. 26-0, home town heroes
184: #29 Grayden Penner (9-3) vs #16 Travis Wittlake (3-1) - In all honesty...do you guys even wrestle matches prior to December 8th? How do your entire team only have four recorded matches? There are high school seniors with more college-level matches than your whole team. But I digress. Penner???? More like PINNER!!! Second period, which almost doubles Wittlake's time on the mat this year. 32-0, 2023 Big Twelve Champions
197 - #28 Keegan Moore (1-1) vs @29 Luke Surber (2-2) - Keegan looks like he is a man. Surber looks like he ate a man. Keegan will win by whatever score he decides to win that day. He has a number wheel that goes to sixteen that he'll spin right before the match that will tell him how victorious he will be. I'm splitting it down the middle...and calling for a fall! 38-0, Andre Metzgers
HWT: #17 Josh Heindselman (8-3) vs #25 Konner Doucet (3-1) - If John Smith is still in the building after being thoroughly disgusted by the whooping his team is taking, he'll have to witness this. Doubt he has the stomach, but if he's still around he can see Heindselman win with a fall to end it all!!! 44- (-) 1, as John throws Doucet's headgear across the field house in utter disgust!
So there you go. I have OU winning 11 of the 10 matches.
If you have the stomach, come say hey to me over in the OU section. I'll be there with a surprise guest. If oberebo can go.
125: #16 Joey Prata (5-2) vs #8 Trevor Mastrogiovanni (3-1) - the first slam dunk surefire win for OU. Prata leads us right out of the gate with a win, possibly a major decision depending on how aggressive Joey is feeling that day. Since he's aggressive all the time, I'll go ahead and call it a major for OU. 4-0, good guys.
133: #30 Wyatt Henson (6-4) vs #2 Daton Fix - I'll give you, on paper... it looks like a tossup. But Rosselli's got a fool proof plan. He's going to decorate the McCasland Field House to look like an NCAA Finals, and dress Wyatt up to look like RBY. So I'll call it now, Henson with the win, 6-4 in overtime. 7-0, OU
141: #28 Mosha Schwartz (6-1) vs #21 Carter Young (2-2) - May the Schwartz be with you! Mosha's going to jedi mind trick Carter Young into oblivion! Carter will implode like the Death Star under the impressive assault of Schwartz. There will be no trilogy...Mosha by nine! 11-0, 2021 Big Twelve Champions
149: #15 Mitch Moore (7-1) vs *18 Victor Voinovich (3-1) - Super Senior versus Freshman. Voinovivch...more like Pinnedovich! And that's what I'm calling for. A in by Moore. 17-0, 2022 Bedlam winners
157: #29 Jacob Butler (8-3) vs #9 Kaden Gfeller (2-1) - Jacob has 4x the wins Kaden has this year, and only 3x the losses. So that's what I'm calling...Butler with the 4-3 win. 20-0, Mark Schultzers
165: #21 Gerrit Nijenhuis (5-1) vs #20 Wyatt Sheets (3-1) - Both of them have one loss each one will walk away with two. That guy will be Wyatt Sheets. He'll have a tougher time getting a takedown than spelling Nijenhuis's name (even Gerrit guesses half the time). 23-0, Home of Danny Hodgers
174: #19 Darrien Roberts (11-3) vs #4 Dustin Plott (4-0) - In all honesty, this match scares me...that after Roberts is done with Plott they'll call it a crime scene! After the smoke settles and the CSI team leaves, Darrien will walk away with his 12th win of the season 12-5, missing the major decision by a fingerprint. 26-0, home town heroes
184: #29 Grayden Penner (9-3) vs #16 Travis Wittlake (3-1) - In all honesty...do you guys even wrestle matches prior to December 8th? How do your entire team only have four recorded matches? There are high school seniors with more college-level matches than your whole team. But I digress. Penner???? More like PINNER!!! Second period, which almost doubles Wittlake's time on the mat this year. 32-0, 2023 Big Twelve Champions
197 - #28 Keegan Moore (1-1) vs @29 Luke Surber (2-2) - Keegan looks like he is a man. Surber looks like he ate a man. Keegan will win by whatever score he decides to win that day. He has a number wheel that goes to sixteen that he'll spin right before the match that will tell him how victorious he will be. I'm splitting it down the middle...and calling for a fall! 38-0, Andre Metzgers
HWT: #17 Josh Heindselman (8-3) vs #25 Konner Doucet (3-1) - If John Smith is still in the building after being thoroughly disgusted by the whooping his team is taking, he'll have to witness this. Doubt he has the stomach, but if he's still around he can see Heindselman win with a fall to end it all!!! 44- (-) 1, as John throws Doucet's headgear across the field house in utter disgust!
So there you go. I have OU winning 11 of the 10 matches.
If you have the stomach, come say hey to me over in the OU section. I'll be there with a surprise guest. If oberebo can go.