It's 9:08 in Tulsey, and the ......

[JimmyBob]

police helicopter is circling the 'hood; duh, no wonder gun sales are up.

 

[Headhunter]

I saw on the local news last night where a little old lady shot an a-hole who kicked in the back door of her farm house.

The guy is apparently is a career burglar, he's now in the hospital nursing his wounds. One little old neighbor lady they interviewed said anyone coming out here to steal from us is in for a rude welcome. I just had to laugh.

Funny how those people have managed to live so long without killing their families with those evil guns.

 

[JonnyVito]

Well according to South Park they can fix anything and no one died not even Kenny.

 

[imprimis]

I saw on the local news last night where a little old lady shot an a-hole who kicked in the back door of her farm house.

The guy is apparently is a career burglar, he's now in the hospital nursing his wounds. One little old neighbor lady they interviewed said anyone coming out here to steal from us is in for a rude welcome. I just had to laugh.

Funny how those people have managed to live so long without killing their families with those evil guns.

Several years ago there was a similar incident in a rural Oklahoma community where a woman shot an intruder. The authorities released the 20 minute 911 call with all the details including the gun shots.