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It's not going to happen until it implodes to the point that even the socialist libs can't afford it

The CDC just announced that 40% of cancer (a staggering healthcare expense) is related to high body fat.


It's tragic that we're being mandated (through the IRS) to pay for pointless pharmaceuticals and surgeries, when healthy food and exercise is our biggest need.


 
Pharmaceutical industry-backed politicians implied it was "racist" to be against the IRS mandating Americans pay for unnecessary drugs and surgeries.

(when in reality, Americans simply needed less sugar, more vegetables and more exercise)


 
The CDC just announced that 40% of cancer (a staggering healthcare expense) is related to high body fat.


It's tragic that we're being mandated (through the IRS) to pay for pointless pharmaceuticals and surgeries, when healthy food and exercise is our biggest need.



Our lifestyles suck here. Processed foods high in artificial sugar and little exercise has created a Diabetes Mellitus II epidemic in teenagers. A generation ago no one got it until they were 45+.
 
do you think the 0 fer 78 team actually will deliver at some point?

this round of premium increases greases the track, ocare will implode


am i still picking up your lipitor and your liraglutide or you graduated to hydralazine and a pacemaker?
 
this round of premium increases greases the track, ocare will implode


am i still picking up your lipitor and your liraglutide or you graduated to hydralazine and a pacemaker?
HDL at 110 - a bit of work to do. Normal BP. Blood sugar at 76 mg/dl. In for a colonoscopy in a few weeks, will be sure to report back given your level of interest.

0 fer 78 --- SMH
 
GD I'm tired of this stupid shit.

WTF are you trying to say with the 0-78 crap?

I know what you're trying to say. I'm just hoping when you spell it out you'll see how silly you are and I won't have to make a lot of jokes at your expense.
 
GD I'm tired of this stupid shit.

WTF are you trying to say with the 0-78 crap?

I know what you're trying to say. I'm just hoping when you spell it out you'll see how silly you are and I won't have to make a lot of jokes at your expense.
78 failures to repeal.... Might that be meaningful?
 
HDL at 110 - a bit of work to do. Normal BP. Blood sugar at 76 mg/dl. In for a colonoscopy in a few weeks, will be sure to report back given your level of interest.

0 fer 78 --- SMH

u bringing the smokes for when dr jellyfinger finishes?
 
You asked a simple question?

"WTF are you trying to say with the 0-78 crap?

I know what you're trying to say."

And Moby dick was about a big hairy fish.

In your own hamfisted way you are dumping this solely at Trumps feet like Been was the lack of immigration reform.

Right?
 
And Moby dick was about a big hairy fish.

In your own hamfisted way you are dumping this solely at Trumps feet like Been was the lack of immigration reform.

Right?
No. Really dumping at the feet of an ineffectual, fundamentally flawed GOP coalition.
 
You see a coalition on the republican side that involves Trump?
You don't? I did say "ineffectual, fundamentally flawed" didn't I?

If you didn't get a repeal during the honeymoon phase, how the hell are you gonna get one now? 0 fer 78 - the masochists who want to see 0 fer 79 amuse me.
 
McCain is the one responsible for zero getting done. A republican fighting against republicans.
 
McCain is the one responsible for zero getting done. A republican fighting against republicans.
Hilarious.... one dude on his way out can bring the GOP to its knees. That is some party you got there. 0 fer 78 - all because of McCain. Brilliant.
 
Thats more than a finger he's packing....

I hate it so much. In fact, I just had a prostate check. It's always kind of upsetting but this time was even worse. So the Dr. has me bent over by the sink,, and I'm obviously a little emotionally vulnerable, and he says, with two knuckles deep, "I have some bad news."

"Well here it is" I think. Probably prostate cancer. "What's that, Doc?"

"You can't masturbate any more." I'd never heard of that issue being tied to prostate health. I ask how long I'm supposed to refrain.

"Just until I'm done with the exam." he says.
 
I hate it so much. In fact, I just had a prostate check. It's always kind of upsetting but this time was even worse. So the Dr. has me bent over by the sink,, and I'm obviously a little emotionally vulnerable, and he says, with two knuckles deep, "I have some bad news."

"Well here it is" I think. Probably prostate cancer. "What's that, Doc?"

"You can't masturbate any more." I'd never heard of that issue being tied to prostate health. I ask how long I'm supposed to refrain.

"Just until I'm done with the exam." he says.
Damn funny!

It's even worse when the doc is two knuckles deep and you realize he has both of his hands on your shoulders.
 
Damn funny!

It's even worse when the doc is two knuckles deep and you realize he has both of his hands on your shoulders.
True story. When I was in the Navy, I ran the physicals department on the base. When it came time for the hernia and rectal exams the MD would have one of us write what he found during the exam on the person's chart. I was with the MD in the exam room one day and we could hear a loud mouthed Chief Petty Officer outside telling everyone in line how much he hated the finger wave and how the MD with the largest fingers was always chosen.

When the CPO entered the room the MD told him to drop his trousers and assume the position. This MD had a habit of putting one hand on the person's shoulder while he inserted his finger. The MD did this and then motioned for me to put my hand on the CPO's other shoulder. I did. The CPO became very quiet and stayed quiet the remainder of his physical. The MD and I laughed about that day for many months afterwards.
 
True story. When I was in the Navy, I ran the physicals department on the base. When it came time for the hernia and rectal exams the MD would have one of us write what he found during the exam on the person's chart. I was with the MD in the exam room one day and we could hear a loud mouthed Chief Petty Officer outside telling everyone in line how much he hated the finger wave and how the MD with the largest fingers was always chosen.

When the CPO entered the room the MD told him to drop his trousers and assume the position. This MD had a habit of putting one hand on the person's shoulder while he inserted his finger. The MD did this and then motioned for me to put my hand on the CPO's other shoulder. I did. The CPO became very quiet and stayed quiet the remainder of his physical. The MD and I laughed about that day for many months afterwards.
Hahahahahaha
 
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