I have seen a lot of shit ( I mean Cowboy football) in my day but Saturday might have been the topper. Sitting in the midst of every ones favorite douche bags and down 17-0 before I could fart and clear some of the scum away. Spencer is playing let's wait till halftime and then we will think about slowing down Tech. We are playing well enough on offense to think we might make a game out of it. Midway through the second half and I am wondering if we can hold Tech under 50 by half. We get within 3 and then the late td and I was sure the writing was on the wall.
Well everyone knows the rest of the story. Spencer gets a text from Southern and remembers that he wants a pay raise so it's time to get to work. Mike Y plays Madden 2020 at half and come out with plays that we have not seen since he arrived. Our punt returner remembers that he can advance a punt and scores on a ridiculous return. Our 15th string rb scores from 30 out on a run that looks like human bumper cars. Our qb is 20 yards down field and circumsices the last defender for the score.
Now for the Divine Intervention.
We are clinging to a field goal lead with 4 to go and we all are ready for the run three up the gut , punt, and pray for rain.
God said nope not today Mike and Mike.
Instead our running qb sometimes fumbling qb throws a 70 yard td.
Well I start looking for Noah's Ark cause I know this world thing is about over.
Techsters are finally shut up for good and they leave with some more inspirational quotes but they don't realize that I am so deaf that I can't hear myself fart.
I thought we would lose and for a while knew we would lose but as I said after the Texas game this might just be a special year.
I hope everyone survived the game.
Cowboy fans enjoy the ride .
Oh I forgot Taco Bell never disappoints.
Well everyone knows the rest of the story. Spencer gets a text from Southern and remembers that he wants a pay raise so it's time to get to work. Mike Y plays Madden 2020 at half and come out with plays that we have not seen since he arrived. Our punt returner remembers that he can advance a punt and scores on a ridiculous return. Our 15th string rb scores from 30 out on a run that looks like human bumper cars. Our qb is 20 yards down field and circumsices the last defender for the score.
Now for the Divine Intervention.
We are clinging to a field goal lead with 4 to go and we all are ready for the run three up the gut , punt, and pray for rain.
God said nope not today Mike and Mike.
Instead our running qb sometimes fumbling qb throws a 70 yard td.
Well I start looking for Noah's Ark cause I know this world thing is about over.
Techsters are finally shut up for good and they leave with some more inspirational quotes but they don't realize that I am so deaf that I can't hear myself fart.
I thought we would lose and for a while knew we would lose but as I said after the Texas game this might just be a special year.
I hope everyone survived the game.
Cowboy fans enjoy the ride .
Oh I forgot Taco Bell never disappoints.
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