I KNOW There is a REALLY Good Joke Here...

[Marshal Jim Duncan]

But I can't seem to come up with the perfect punchline: https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/2017/07/28/schumer-mccain-ranks-as-great-as-ted-kennedy/


A little help please.

 

[imprimis]

"Hello, John, you bitter old crotchety bag of wind. Are you proud of the pedestal you've ascended to?"

 

[Marshal Jim Duncan]

"Hello, John, you bitter old crotchety bag of wind. Are you proud of the pedestal you've ascended to?"

hmmmm...

 

[OKSTATE1]

Ted, I am one grandstanding MF'er, I became a POW just so I could use that card to become a US Senator and make all Americans a prisoner of my own beliefs.

 

[Marshal Jim Duncan]

Ted, I am one grandstanding MF'er, I became a POW just so I could use that card to become a US Senator and make all Americans a prisoner of my own beliefs.

Nah, that's not it. Keep trying though.

 

[OKSTATE1]

Nah, that's not it. Keep trying though.

We both killed people and got away with it.

 

[JimmyBob]

McCain: Chuck, I'm actually greater. Teddy only drowned Mary Jo, but I screwed the GOP and the country.

 

[Marshal Jim Duncan]

McCain: Chuck, I'm actually greater. Teddy only drowned Mary Jo, but I screwed the GOP and the country.

Close... very close I think.

 

[OKSTATE1]