How can ted cruz run for prez?

[poobah.]

we know that Obama is a illegal president because he may have been born in another country, but there is no doubt that cruz was born in canada. reds say cruz's mother was american so he can run, but obama's mom was an american too. how can we reds have it both was.

 

[Marshal Jim Duncan]

I guess you're going to have to find another candidate. Tough luck.