I answered one last week. Was walking away from game one of the Rangers-Jays back to the car. Already not happy from the beat down the Rangers got, I was primed. Knowing they are trying to scam our seniors, I answered in an old man voice. Stupid ass told me his name was 'Calvin Johnson' from the IRS. I played along for a minute, asking of he was legit. Assured me he was. Then I laid into him like a sailor. Basically yelling at him asking if he is the same Calvin that just retired from the NFL? Proud of what you do? He got confrontational with me, I told him to "Eat a bag of d*cks, and if you ever call me again, I will find you and beat your *ss." Haven't had a call since. IM A MAN. IM ALMOST 38.