Obama would never put a dog on top of a car. Dries out the meat.
Some people think Obama named his dog Bo after his own initials. Nope. It stands for “banquet offering.”
Libs think Romney acted jerky with a dog. Whereas Obama was fond of dog jerky. But hey, like they say: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. If you want a dog in Washington, keep it away from Obama.
Q: What does Obama do when his dog gets stuck?
A: Grabs a toothpick.
On Facebook, there’s a page called
Pet Lovers for Obama. I’m going to go check out their recipes.
Mitt Romney gave his dog diarrhea. Barack Obama’s dog gave him diarrhea.
If Obama gets another four years, by the end of his second term nobody will care that he ate dogs, because nobody will be able to afford to eat anything else. He’ll solve it the same way he solves everything else: a snappy catchphrase. “If you like your dachshund, you can eat your dachshund.”