I am going to insist on the dream sandwhich. That goes for everybody.
I think Hawaiian bread with pulled pork, Cole slaw and tator tots smashed together would be my favorite.
Cold I think some thin roast beef, provolone, spinach, purple onion,dill pickle stackers, yellow tomato, miracle whip on one side of the bread, some oregano olive oil mix on the other. Nacho cheese Doritos crumpled anywhere there was extra space. Wash that down with braums milk (you don't have that in the mitten, but it is grand)
Speaking of Doritos, if I sent you to the store for "regular" Doritos what would you come back with? Think carefully on this, because there is a wrong answer.