Jeezuz...looked at the trending news, it looks like hollyweird is about to implode. Stars under 40 years of age coming out and saying they were molested by stars over 40 years of age...rinse, repeat.
You get that many egomaniacs, weirdos and closeted whatevers, most of who have good looks and fantastic bodies and you are bound to have a cesspool of chicanery. Just saw where some dude says Sulu touched his knobby spots back in the 80s....shocker. Literally.
Holy Richard Gere gerbils.
And of course, like on cue, Ashley Judd's nasty woman ass throws her hat in the ring about being touched by an uncle. Or someone.
Honestly, I don't give two rancid cat shits about what goes on out there, my morbid sense of humor and disdain for all those fruits finds this fascinating though. And I have wondered why something like this hadn't been blown all over hell sooner.
I guess Corey Feldman's squawking even got a hobbit hollerin. Sean Astin came out of the Shire backing up one half of the Corey's claims. Maybe next it will be that Ian Mckellan bagged Frodo.
In a place where changing your ring tone means bleaching your anus, perhaps a new movie could be made...."Saving Ryan's Privates"..?
You get that many egomaniacs, weirdos and closeted whatevers, most of who have good looks and fantastic bodies and you are bound to have a cesspool of chicanery. Just saw where some dude says Sulu touched his knobby spots back in the 80s....shocker. Literally.
Holy Richard Gere gerbils.
And of course, like on cue, Ashley Judd's nasty woman ass throws her hat in the ring about being touched by an uncle. Or someone.
Honestly, I don't give two rancid cat shits about what goes on out there, my morbid sense of humor and disdain for all those fruits finds this fascinating though. And I have wondered why something like this hadn't been blown all over hell sooner.
I guess Corey Feldman's squawking even got a hobbit hollerin. Sean Astin came out of the Shire backing up one half of the Corey's claims. Maybe next it will be that Ian Mckellan bagged Frodo.
In a place where changing your ring tone means bleaching your anus, perhaps a new movie could be made...."Saving Ryan's Privates"..?