Getting old sucks.

[Headhunter]

I now have to buy new shoes because most of mine are starting to hurt. My toes are now butting up to the ends and causing issues.

I had no idea feet could do this until I searched on line. Apparently they get flatter and longer over time. Now not only am I going to have elephant ears and probably a WC Fields nose someday but also clown feet.

 

[BvillePoker]

Yes, getting old sucks. I cannot git rid of my belly fat and what the hell is up with this hair in my ears?

 

[Headhunter]

Yes, getting old sucks. I cannot git rid of my belly fat and what the hell is up with this hair in my ears?

Nothing more disgusting than seeing someone with hairy ears. They make devices to handle this issue plus I'm sure everyone owns tweezers. If you're married or have a significant other I'm sure most of us guys that have hit the senior discount age have heard "you need to do something about that ear and nose hair".

Plus pay attention to your damn neck hair that's almost as disgusting.

Don't get me started on eyebrows.

 

[SquinkY5786]

Nothing more disgusting than seeing someone with hairy ears. They make devices to handle this issue plus I'm sure everyone owns tweezers. If you're married or have a significant other I'm sure most of us guys that have hit the senior discount age have heard "you need to do something about that ear and nose hair".

Plus pay attention to your damn neck hair that's almost as disgusting.

Don't get me started on eyebrows.

whatever duck feet.

 

[Headhunter]

 

[MegaPoke]

Book an appointment with @DrMaseofBase

 

[TPOKE]

Nothing more disgusting than seeing someone with hairy ears. They make devices to handle this issue plus I'm sure everyone owns tweezers. If you're married or have a significant other I'm sure most of us guys that have hit the senior discount age have heard "you need to do something about that ear and nose hair".

Plus pay attention to your damn neck hair that's almost as disgusting.

Don't get me started on eyebrows.

I was off a few days before Christmas and hadn't shaved. That weekend at our church we had the gift/food gifts to 7 needy families that my wife and I are in charge of. My wife asked if i would shave before the families showed up and I told her I would. I waited to meet our daughter and showed up a 10 minutes late. She gave me the look and I told her I would have been on time if I didn't have to shave my ears and neck, too. The Priest got a chuckle, her not so much.

 

[Rulz]

Don’t forget taint hair. Gotta shave that damned taint hair.

Ohhhhh....the taint hair....the taint hair...

 

[NipponPoke]

Years ago while living in Tokyo, I had a friend that taught at a girl's high school near my apartment. He had a rather unethical habit of remaining in contact with his cutest students so he could date them later. We were both in our early 30's.

Anyway, one day he calls me in a panic saying he needs an immediate wingman for an early dinner date. I agreed and rushed over to the restaurant. I sat next to a girl that didn't appear that excited to meet me. For some odd reason, I told these girls that I couldn't speak Japanese (even though I could). A few minutes into the date, my friend got up to use the restroom. My date leaned forward to her friend and said in Japanese 'Oh, gross. He has ear hair'.

Needless to say, the date didn't go well but my friend and I had a good chuckle about it later. And I've been trimming the ears ever since.

 

[BluegrassPoke]

I make my wife pluck my ears. Don’t forget to get a nose hair trimmer.

I am still recovering from knee surgery and this cold weather is killing me.

 

[GlowPoke]

This year I went up 1/2 size in my running shoe when I got fitted and was told that is normal as you get older. Doesn’t seem normal to me but whatever. Yeah, getting older sucks balls.

 

[The Duke]

This ear hair thing is scaring the shit out of me. PLUCK EAR HAIRS?? just reading that is painful.

 

[JimmyBob]

This ear hair thing is scaring the shit out of me. PLUCK EAR HAIRS?? just reading that is painful.

Or, you could do nothing and walk around looking like Leon Panetta:

https://search.aol.com/aol/image?q=...F03DD8D091&v_t=webmail-searchbox&s_it=img-ans

 

[nathajw]

Guy in front of me at a store once had a mole on the back of his neck and the mole had about 3 or 4 hairs sticking out of it that were at least an inch long, each of them. Revolting.

How the hell do you not notice 1-2 inch single long hairs on the back of your neck?????

 

[wyomingosualum]

Q: Can a single hair growing on the ear canal at the perfect angle steadily grow longer until the end of it starts to touch your eardrum and creates a sound that only you can hear?

A: Why, yes. Yes it can.

Q: Can that sort of thing ruin your day?

A: Why, yes. Yes it can.

 

[FMPoke]

If ear hair is your biggest issue of aging you're having a hell of a good life. If your biggest concern in life is some old person's ear hair you are clearly not concentrating hard enough on the Glen Spencer issue. Come on people priorities.