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FRIDAY THE 13TH BEDLAM BATTLE IN NORMAN

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125 Spratley vs. Antonio Lorenzo
133 Witcraft vs. Belton
141 Jamison vs. Schwartz
149 Young vs. McDougal
157 Fish vs. Schubert or KJ Evans
165 Amine vs. Morgan or Picklo
174 Hamiti vs.Sax
184 Plott vs. Parker
197 Surber vs. Hill
285 Hendrickson vs. Mora
I would like for it to be a clean sweep for the Cowboys but I see three matches where the gooners may have a chance.
133,141 and 149. I do think Tagen will beat old man Schwartz but I see close battles at 133 and 149. It is Friday the 13th so
bad luck could strike at those 2 weights. We should win handily at all of the other weights. Sax is a good wrestler but he is
wrestlng Dean the Dream so no chance there. Luke "the Juke" will defeat Hill. If I take off the Orange shades they may win
2 matches.
 
125 Spratley vs. Antonio Lorenzo
133 Witcraft vs. Belton
141 Jamison vs. Schwartz
149 Young vs. McDougal
157 Fish vs. Schubert or KJ Evans
165 Amine vs. Morgan or Picklo
174 Hamiti vs.Sax
184 Plott vs. Parker
197 Surber vs. Hill
285 Hendrickson vs. Mora
I would like for it to be a clean sweep for the Cowboys but I see three matches where the gooners may have a chance.
133,141 and 149. I do think Tagen will beat old man Schwartz but I see close battles at 133 and 149. It is Friday the 13th so
bad luck could strike at those 2 weights. We should win handily at all of the other weights. Sax is a good wrestler but he is
wrestlng Dean the Dream so no chance there. Luke "the Juke" will defeat Hill. If I take off the Orange shades they may win
2 matches.
Belton will be TOUGH. If Reece wasn't dinged up so bad I would feel really good about it though
 
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Fair warning I’m overdosing on orange cool-aid right now.

Spratley major dec Lorenzo: 4-0

Reece dec Belton: 7-0

Tagen dec Schwartz: 10-0

Carter dec McDougald: 13-0

Fish major dec Shubart: 17-0

Amine Dec Picklo: 20-0

Hamiti dec Sax: 23-0

Plott major dec Parker: 27-0

Surber major dec Hill: 31-0

Hendrickson pins Mora 37-0.

Gonna be a good day on Friday.

Me and NCpoke will be there
 
Fair warning I’m overdosing on orange cool-aid right now.

Spratley major dec Lorenzo: 4-0

Reece dec Belton: 7-0

Tagen dec Schwartz: 10-0

Carter dec McDougald: 13-0

Fish major dec Shubart: 17-0

Amine Dec Picklo: 20-0

Hamiti dec Sax: 23-0

Plott major dec Parker: 27-0

Surber major dec Hill: 31-0

Hendrickson pins Mora 37-0.

Gonna be a good day on Friday.

Me and NCpoke will be there
Yeah, you’re not drunk enough.

Sprat pins him!

I think we see Hughes

Tagen controls Mosha, wins comfortably

Carter learned a lot, same as Tagen

Fish feels better, and breaks the dudes back…

Amine wins 7-1

Hamiti scores 23 points in a tech

Plott gets a rest and backup gets a major

Surber the funkmaster gets two takedowns and techs him

Wyatt gets a forfeit, because who trots out there against that?
 
Fair warning I’m overdosing on orange cool-aid right now.

Spratley major dec Lorenzo: 4-0

Reece dec Belton: 7-0

Tagen dec Schwartz: 10-0

Carter dec McDougald: 13-0

Fish major dec Shubart: 17-0

Amine Dec Picklo: 20-0

Hamiti dec Sax: 23-0

Plott major dec Parker: 27-0

Surber major dec Hill: 31-0

Hendrickson pins Mora 37-0.

Gonna be a good day on Friday.

Me and NCpoke will be there
I'll only add it will be at least a major for Ha-mighty!!! I'm changing the pronunciation of his name to fit his style and effort and results!!
 
It’s been awhile since I’ve been to McCasland… are we allowed to park in the parking lots that are right there to the east?
 
Fair warning I’m overdosing on orange cool-aid right now.

Spratley major dec Lorenzo: 4-0

Reece dec Belton: 7-0

Tagen dec Schwartz: 10-0

Carter dec McDougald: 13-0

Fish major dec Shubart: 17-0

Amine Dec Picklo: 20-0

Hamiti dec Sax: 23-0

Plott major dec Parker: 27-0

Surber major dec Hill: 31-0

Hendrickson pins Mora 37-0.

Gonna be a good day on Friday.

Me and NCpoke will be there
Can someone post how OU gets the shutout just so we feel like Micco is still alive and well. Is it possible his SEC account doesn't work over here anymore?
 
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Can someone post how OU gets the shutout just so we feel like Micco is still alive and well. Is it possible his SEC account doesn't work over here anymore?
I talked to Micco this morning. He will not be in attendance at the Bedlam match. His father will be along with his sister.
He told me that the Sooners would win all 13 weights by a fall to make the final score 78-0. He said anything else reported would be fake news and he will not pay any attention to press reports. This despite a win by OK State would make it 20 wins in a row for the Cowboys which would tie an existing record. Overall record for the series is
156-27-10 and Cowboys have a record at OU of 66-15-8. Among his other statements to me were that the Pope
was not Catholic, The sun did not come up today, there is no Santa Claus and that Taylor Swift has left the Kansas
City tight end to join a convent since Micco decided to stay with his wife and turned down her proposal.
 
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Alright Bitches...hold on to your fake 10-gallon Stetson hats. Micco is here to give you the actual scoop on what's going to happen to you at McCasland Field House, arguably the toughest arena ever built.

25 Spratley vs. Antonio Lorenzo - Spratley has trouble with people who are either really tall, really short, or mid-height. And Lorenzo has him covered on at least two of those bases. Lorenzo opens up the dual with a 6-2 win.

133 Witcraft vs. Belton - Whether he leaves his "Belt on" or takes his "Belt off", Witcraft is in for a whooping. Not necessarily calling for bonus points. But, that's what's going to happen.

141 Jamison vs. Schwartz - "You can't outfunk the new Funk Master. He can hit you from anywhere." - Ben Askren. Askren may or may not have said it, but it's appropriate. Schwartz will hit him with so many lefts, he'll be begging for a right. It won't be by bonus points...oh hell, yes it will.

149 Young vs. McDougal - The wily old veteran McDougal will be too much for the "Young" Cowboy. Bonus points, possibly by the second period.

157 Fish vs. Schubert or KJ Evans - Schubert...KJ Evans...it don't matter. The guy in the Crimson and Cream singlet will be getting his hand raised, and it will add four more points to OU's team total.

165 Amine vs. Morgan or Picklo - Change the names. See above. Aye Mine. Ahhminay. Ameenee. No matter how you pronounce it, your guys is going to be hurtin' for certain. The only question remaining will be if we get double the bonus points if we weighed in two guys? I'll check the rule book.

174 Hamiti vs.Sax - Wasn't there a big Ape called Hamiti? And wasn't he put down? History repeats itself. Sax will be called "Animal Control" when he gets done with Ham and Egg. Bonus points for Sax!

184 Plott vs. Parker -IF Plott shows...big IF as it's a well-reported fact Plott's so afraid of Parker that it begs the question if he'll actually show up...but IF he does, it won't matter. Parker by double digits for Bonus Points!

197 Surber vs. Hill - Can't remember if Surber has red hair or not, but it won't matter because Hill will beat him like he's his stepchild. It's probably too early to call for a fall...wait, it's now five seconds later. It's a Fall!!!

285 Hendrickson vs. Mora - It will come down to the Heavyweight match...to see if OSU can even get on the board. And the answer is a resounding NO!!! Mora sticks the fat poke in the third after leading by 10!

The sad truth of all of this is you just KNOW in your Cowboy heart of hearts that this is what is in store tonight. OU 42-0!!!

Bring it!!!!
 
Alright Bitches...hold on to your fake 10-gallon Stetson hats. Micco is here to give you the actual scoop on what's going to happen to you at McCasland Field House, arguably the toughest arena ever built.

25 Spratley vs. Antonio Lorenzo - Spratley has trouble with people who are either really tall, really short, or mid-height. And Lorenzo has him covered on at least two of those bases. Lorenzo opens up the dual with a 6-2 win.

133 Witcraft vs. Belton - Whether he leaves his "Belt on" or takes his "Belt off", Witcraft is in for a whooping. Not necessarily calling for bonus points. But, that's what's going to happen.

141 Jamison vs. Schwartz - "You can't outfunk the new Funk Master. He can hit you from anywhere." - Ben Askren. Askren may or may not have said it, but it's appropriate. Schwartz will hit him with so many lefts, he'll be begging for a right. It won't be by bonus points...oh hell, yes it will.

149 Young vs. McDougal - The wily old veteran McDougal will be too much for the "Young" Cowboy. Bonus points, possibly by the second period.

157 Fish vs. Schubert or KJ Evans - Schubert...KJ Evans...it don't matter. The guy in the Crimson and Cream singlet will be getting his hand raised, and it will add four more points to OU's team total.

165 Amine vs. Morgan or Picklo - Change the names. See above. Aye Mine. Ahhminay. Ameenee. No matter how you pronounce it, your guys is going to be hurtin' for certain. The only question remaining will be if we get double the bonus points if we weighed in two guys? I'll check the rule book.

174 Hamiti vs.Sax - Wasn't there a big Ape called Hamiti? And wasn't he put down? History repeats itself. Sax will be called "Animal Control" when he gets done with Ham and Egg. Bonus points for Sax!

184 Plott vs. Parker -IF Plott shows...big IF as it's a well-reported fact Plott's so afraid of Parker that it begs the question if he'll actually show up...but IF he does, it won't matter. Parker by double digits for Bonus Points!

197 Surber vs. Hill - Can't remember if Surber has red hair or not, but it won't matter because Hill will beat him like he's his stepchild. It's probably too early to call for a fall...wait, it's now five seconds later. It's a Fall!!!

285 Hendrickson vs. Mora - It will come down to the Heavyweight match...to see if OSU can even get on the board. And the answer is a resounding NO!!! Mora sticks the fat poke in the third after leading by 10!

The sad truth of all of this is you just KNOW in your Cowboy heart of hearts that this is what is in store tonight. OU 42-0!!!

Bring it!!!!
All is now right with the world! :)
 
Alright Bitches...hold on to your fake 10-gallon Stetson hats. Micco is here to give you the actual scoop on what's going to happen to you at McCasland Field House, arguably the toughest arena ever built.

25 Spratley vs. Antonio Lorenzo - Spratley has trouble with people who are either really tall, really short, or mid-height. And Lorenzo has him covered on at least two of those bases. Lorenzo opens up the dual with a 6-2 win.

133 Witcraft vs. Belton - Whether he leaves his "Belt on" or takes his "Belt off", Witcraft is in for a whooping. Not necessarily calling for bonus points. But, that's what's going to happen.

141 Jamison vs. Schwartz - "You can't outfunk the new Funk Master. He can hit you from anywhere." - Ben Askren. Askren may or may not have said it, but it's appropriate. Schwartz will hit him with so many lefts, he'll be begging for a right. It won't be by bonus points...oh hell, yes it will.

149 Young vs. McDougal - The wily old veteran McDougal will be too much for the "Young" Cowboy. Bonus points, possibly by the second period.

157 Fish vs. Schubert or KJ Evans - Schubert...KJ Evans...it don't matter. The guy in the Crimson and Cream singlet will be getting his hand raised, and it will add four more points to OU's team total.

165 Amine vs. Morgan or Picklo - Change the names. See above. Aye Mine. Ahhminay. Ameenee. No matter how you pronounce it, your guys is going to be hurtin' for certain. The only question remaining will be if we get double the bonus points if we weighed in two guys? I'll check the rule book.

174 Hamiti vs.Sax - Wasn't there a big Ape called Hamiti? And wasn't he put down? History repeats itself. Sax will be called "Animal Control" when he gets done with Ham and Egg. Bonus points for Sax!

184 Plott vs. Parker -IF Plott shows...big IF as it's a well-reported fact Plott's so afraid of Parker that it begs the question if he'll actually show up...but IF he does, it won't matter. Parker by double digits for Bonus Points!

197 Surber vs. Hill - Can't remember if Surber has red hair or not, but it won't matter because Hill will beat him like he's his stepchild. It's probably too early to call for a fall...wait, it's now five seconds later. It's a Fall!!!

285 Hendrickson vs. Mora - It will come down to the Heavyweight match...to see if OSU can even get on the board. And the answer is a resounding NO!!! Mora sticks the fat poke in the third after leading by 10!

The sad truth of all of this is you just KNOW in your Cowboy heart of hearts that this is what is in store tonight. OU 42-0!!!

Bring it!!!!
Glad to have you back!,,
 
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