I'v redone the lyrics.
@MegaPoke, maybe your band should record this.
If it hadn't been for Pedophile Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Pedophile Joe?
[x6]
He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men 'cause of Pedophile Joe
If it hadn't been for Pedophile Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Pedophile Joe?
[x2]
He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men 'cause of Pedophile Joe
If it hadn't been for Pedophile Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Pedophile Joe?