ADVERTISEMENT

For a 60 Year Old....On a Scale of 1-10...How Hot?

nathajw

MegaPoke is insane
Gold Member
Mar 21, 2007
20,102
13,774
113
DFW
556c7a224ae56e586e457d3e_vf-cover-bruce-jenner-july-2015.jpg
 
I see this as requiring 3 answers.

Internet forum full of studs like all Internet forums are - 6
In the celebrity world - 8
In real life - 9 - 9.5

She'd have to top or be equal to Jane Seymour to get a 10. Now that is a hot older woman. But let's be real. All of us would love for our wives to look like that at 60.
 
One of my favorite Family Guy quotes:

Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvestite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvestite: Pre-op.
Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! [to the others] You're right. This place blows.
 
I see this as requiring 3 answers.

Internet forum full of studs like all Internet forums are - 6
In the celebrity world - 8
In real life - 9 - 9.5

She'd have to top or be equal to Jane Seymour to get a MINUS 10. Now that is NOT a hot older woman b/c it is a MAN. .

those are minus signs correct... if so, I FIFY
 
  • Like
Reactions: ThorOdinson13
What's even funnier is that I kept looking at the jaw and thinking "man, that's a really square jaw." And yet, I didn't look it up. I'll never trust you bastards again. Lesson learned. :(
 
lol I was like I am pretty sure that is a man and I am not commenting until I know either way.
 
Holy Sh!t! I thought you were kidding earlier.
Not knowing two salient facts, it looks damn good. However:

1) it's a man
2) it's airbrushed like crazy and we've all seen the unbrushed nasty pics.

Vanity Fair could dress up Boss Hogg and airbrush him into looking pretty damn good, so this isn't saying much.
 
Not knowing two salient facts, it looks damn good. However:

1) it's a man
2) it's airbrushed like crazy and we've all seen the unbrushed nasty pics.

Vanity Fair could dress up Boss Hogg and airbrush him into looking pretty damn good, so this isn't saying much.

This. They used one of the best photogs and a team of artists to clean up after.
 
Because she doesnt have a penis anymore.

Dang, Thor...cant believe you got hooked...at least u didnt delete your OP. :D

I got punked and it was pretty damn funny. I figure it's better to just own it than act like a wimp or try to play it off. It has made me consider paying more attention to current events to prevent future punkings though.
 
Not knowing two salient facts, it looks damn good. However:

1) it's a man
2) it's airbrushed like crazy and we've all seen the unbrushed nasty pics.

Vanity Fair could dress up Boss Hogg and airbrush him into looking pretty damn good, so this isn't saying much.


Airbrush? 1985 called and wants it's photo manipulation jargon (and parachute pants, probably) back.
 
  • Like
Reactions: CowboyJD
Well I hope he/she saved one of the Wheaties pole-vaulting boxes for those rainy Sundays where he/she wants to remember the good ol' days.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ThorOdinson13
I think he/she still has the cack... but not sure...
 
He definitely still has the wiener and jewels, and has said that he does not currently plan to surgically change his gender (but, no one will be surprised if that decision changes).

I like how he is also hiding his man hands in the picture. I don't think there is a surgery or hormonal treatment that will make those things look feminine.
 
He definitely still has the wiener and jewels, and has said that he does not currently plan to surgically change his gender (but, no one will be surprised if that decision changes).

I like how he is also hiding his man hands in the picture. I don't think there is a surgery or hormonal treatment that will make those things look feminine.

Had to have been a little awkward for his son, when Caitlyn showed her son her new boobs.
 
Yeah, I was wrong about him hacking off the bits and pieces...I think I must have seen something in the transgender magazine that Thor brought to the last tailgate we were at together.
 
Yeah, I was wrong about him hacking off the bits and pieces...I think I must have seen something in the transgender magazine that Thor brought to the last tailgate we were at together.

I brought that for Seabolt. I just figured it would be highly useful for him and went well with his "victory hair."
 
ADVERTISEMENT

Latest posts

ADVERTISEMENT