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Ever crap your pants as an adult?

BulletBus

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Jul 28, 2004
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So I was enjoying a few adult bevs with some friends and my friends wife sold him out and said that the week before he was driving from Enid to Stillwater when he got hit with a sudden case of the squirts. We went to relieve the pressure while still driving and accidently let a little out and had to sit in it for another 30 minutes. Of course we all laughed at him and made fun of him. Then as the conversation continued all the adults (me included) admited to having sharted at one time or another as adults. I had no idea this was this common. Mine occured in my office after a nice lunch at Ron's in Tulsa. I thought it was just gonna be a nice little fart.......not so much. I had to go to the bathroom and clean myself and throw my drawers away in the trash can.
 
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