Do you wear embroidered country jeans?

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

I know none of you country hipsters will admit it. At least I wouldn't.

Gayer than urban skinny jeans because your average Oklahoma redneck ought to know better. But many don't and I completely don't get it.

You will not see Texas rednecks sporting these, and it is shameful that Oklahoma men allow each other to wear this crap.

 

[GratefulDave]

Have no idea what embroidered country jeans are.

You might want to go to the dr...it appears you have caught a touch of the ghey.

 

[CowboyJD]

Levi's Button 501s exclusively.

That's it.

 

[long-duc-dong]

 

[EvilPOKES]

Those are some fruity ass looking pants..

 

[hollywood]

Cut down on the bedazzling, they're jeans - not chandeliers!

 

[MegaPoke]

I don't wear these but can't understand why you guys care.

 

[HighStickHarry]

Nope and always rip my younger cousins when they do. We call them pretty pants.

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

I don't wear these but can't understand why you guys care.

Social norms are continuing to break down. Men should haze one another to maintain acceptable standards. Especially country kids that should be emulating bull riders and George Strait, not emulating their girlfriends.

 

[Dally1up]

Do you call what your wearing an outfit?

 

[squeak]

Do you call what your wearing an outfit?

Do you call that acceptable grammar?

 

[Cowguy]

I don't think I've spent more than $25 on a pair of jeans in my life.

Millennials ...

 

[osu_orangestreak]

Oddly, I do not own a single pair of jeans.

 

[CarrolltonPoke]

Oddly, I do not own a single pair of jeans.

I don't even own pants.

 

[Rulz]

I wear Walmart shorts. My legs look like someone set them on fire and put em out with an ice pick. The dog chews the ass out of all my underwear and so I enjoy the fresh air.

The last time I wore expensive jeans was when my mom bought em for me.

 

[TheRedSon]

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

If that is your ass RedSon, I'm not quite sure what to say.

Very confused now.

 

[MegaPoke]

If that is your ass RedSon, I'm not quite sure what to say.

Very confused now.

If that's him, I would still hit it.

 

[TheRedSon]

Seriously though, there are dudes wearing those now?

I read the thread tile and thought "I like embroidered jeans," but I didn't realize we were talking about men wearing them.

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

Seriously though, there are dudes wearing those now?

I read the thread tile and thought "I like embroidered jeans," but I didn't realize we were talking about men wearing them.

They're less fruity and colorful than those, but still awful. I'd post a link but don't know who makes them.

 

[CowboyJD]

I'm not qualified to criticize anyone else's faddish fashion choices.

I once pretty regularly wore Tapout and Affliction t-shirts.

 

[100TonsofOrangeFury]

I'm not qualified to criticize anyone else's faddish fashion choices.

I once pretty regularly wore Tapout and Affliction t-shirts.

Yeah, we kind knew that. Or suspected it.

You have to complement the barbed wire tat around your biceps with the right t-shirt.

 

[CowboyJD]

Yeah, we kind knew that. Or suspected it.

You have to complement the barbed wire tat around your biceps with the right t-shirt.

No barbed wire....or tribal tattoos.....Irish claudaugh and Korean carp and dragon.

Lady Justice on my calf.

 

[Colorado_Poke]

I don't wear these