OK that at least explains it, and you're in the clear so long as you don't wear it.I got a free one of these when I bought a new cooler.
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OK that at least explains it, and you're in the clear so long as you don't wear it.
And I'll even give you a pass on buying the cooler, as you very well may be part of the 0.00001% of the population that actually requires that sort of performance from a cooler.
To set the record straight, I find what that company has done with their branding to be nothing short of completely spectacular. Just balk at the lemming aspect of buying one.
You can compensate by buying some second hand Ed Hardy or Affliction shirts.I got a cooler for Christmas. I would have never bought it for myself but it is nice. I don't hunt or fish so the cooling power is way overkill for my beer on the weekend. It is bear proof so any bears around downtown OKC are not getting my beer.
Starting to feel screwed I didn't get a hat.
I have the can colster and the 30oz tumbler I got in a dirty Santa and they are amazing. The tumbler will hold ice for 24 hours easily. The can coozie is over kill cause who takes 4 hours to drink a beer but it will keep it cold for a long time. I left one in the colster in my truck for 3 hours just to test it and it was still very cold. I was impressed.
I hope you all are happy openly flouting the laws of thermodynamics the way you are.I bought all my groomsmen the 30 Oz colster with their name engraved on it so I got myself one. On a road trip to visit in-laws I used my colster for the first and last time to drink coffee. I filled it at a gas station and I kid you not, I had to wait over 2 hours to be able to drink it because it was just as hot as it was when it was filled. I burnt my tongue multiple times.
I'll leave it in my truck for 8+ hours outside in Texas August and get back in the truck and my water is waiting on me with ice in it.
Got the koozie this Christmas, waiting to test it out this summer at the lake or something.
I hope you all are happy openly flouting the laws of thermodynamics the way you are.
There will be some price to pay for this sort of thing, it's against the laws of God and man.
I hope you all are happy openly flouting the laws of thermodynamics the way you are.
There will be some price to pay for this sort of thing, it's against the laws of God and man.
Please keep any more chaos in your mouth references to yourself.It really is evidence of entropy increasing in the universe when I can fill the darn thing up with coffee at daylight and it's still hot at lunch. I have to drink it faster which causes chaos in my mouth.
Shiftless may be the most underutilized and underappreciated word in our great English language.I may get this messed up, but supposedly one of the brothers that invented and owned the company was divorced by his wife, shortly before they hit the big time. Stating he was shiftless and wouldn't amount to anything.
Shiftless may be the most underutilized and underappreciated word in our great English language.
Thank you for bringing this term back into vogue.
Note: another Yeti cap on display Saturday night in a prominant Addison burger joint.I consider it my duty to bring up the level of discourse to you unwashed masses.
Note: another Yeti cap on display Saturday night in a prominant Addison burger joint.
I'm going to start taking pictures of these people.
That is AWESOME.