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DNC Convention | Hillary put Bill to sleep

Well that was quick..

Debbie steps down. Bernie wins I guess.
 
Sounds like she's been booted from any convention role.

As folks sift through the leaked emails, more and more juicy bits are going to come to light. I think the Democrat Party leadership just got an explosive vest strapped to it and nobody knows who has the detonator or when it will be pressed. Rats are heading for high ground.
 
Doesn't matter to her or her posse, they got what they wanted. Now, does it matter to other people?
 
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With all the posts by syssie trying to make the RNC look bad, doesn't appear this shitshow will need much help...

Let's see here...if I were to put the Rulz spin on this....

There will be free child care provided by R. Kelly and volunteers from Penn State. Safe place room set up for those that get offended by the foul language that will eminate from the peanut gallery, a cankle contest with the winner getting tickets to the premier of every George Clooney movie until the end of time and a signed photograph of Hillarys legs. Don't forget about our "Toys for Muslims" donation basket. We have decided not to hold the "play the victim" contest since that would create too much confusion amongst presenters and attendees.

Music provided by NWA and performing their smash hit "F*%# the police!" featuring Beyoncé and Kanye West, with background vocals by some other asshole saying they might leave the country if Trump wins.

There will be a booth set up for those that have been affected by the sight of an AR15, so look for the signs in the shape of a vagina containing arrows pointing the way.

Pascifers and bibs will be handed out to the first 1000 Bernie supporters that show up. Breakfast will be served without bacon and ham so as not to offend friends and supporters of the Democratic Party.

Elizabeth Warren will be there wearing full head dress and tanning solution so as to hopefully get a captive audience full of morons to actually believe that a freaky old white bitch has even a fraction of Indian blood.

Bathrooms will not be marked so as to make our transgender friends comfy, but we ask that all attendees refrain from giggles and remarks at each other's junk.

And friends, don't forget, you will be safe from all midgets and munchkins...whoops!!..vertically challenged folks...due to the magnificent 6 FOOT wall built to enclose this wondrous and craptacular occasion!

It will be a fun filled week of finger pointing and race baiting, so come on down and join the fun!

Check your email for an invitation ...then delete.

*This ad paid for by George Soros.
 
With all the posts by syssie trying to make the RNC look bad, doesn't appear this shitshow will need much help...

Let's see here...if I were to put the Rulz spin on this....

There will be free child care provided by R. Kelly and volunteers from Penn State. Safe place room set up for those that get offended by the foul language that will eminate from the peanut gallery, a cankle contest with the winner getting tickets to the premier of every George Clooney movie until the end of time and a signed photograph of Hillarys legs. Don't forget about our "Toys for Muslims" donation basket. We have decided not to hold the "play the victim" contest since that would create too much confusion amongst presenters and attendees.

Music provided by NWA and performing their smash hit "F*%# the police!" featuring Beyoncé and Kanye West, with background vocals by some other asshole saying they might leave the country if Trump wins.

There will be a booth set up for those that have been affected by the sight of an AR15, so look for the signs in the shape of a vagina containing arrows pointing the way.

Pascifers and bibs will be handed out to the first 1000 Bernie supporters that show up. Breakfast will be served without bacon and ham so as not to offend friends and supporters of the Democratic Party.

Elizabeth Warren will be there wearing full head dress and tanning solution so as to hopefully get a captive audience full of morons to actually believe that a freaky old white bitch has even a fraction of Indian blood.

Bathrooms will not be marked so as to make our transgender friends comfy, but we ask that all attendees refrain from giggles and remarks at each other's junk.

And friends, don't forget, you will be safe from all midgets and munchkins...whoops!!..vertically challenged folks...due to the magnificent 6 FOOT wall built to enclose this wondrous and craptacular occasion!

It will be a fun filled week of finger pointing and race baiting, so come on down and join the fun!

Check your email for an invitation ...then delete.

*This ad paid for by George Soros.

I heard their wall was 8 feet tall. There's your message Berie fans! Stay the f*** out!
 
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If Bernie had won, the hillary supporters would be there protesting and disrupting. It's what libs do, if they aren't unhappy and protesting about something, they aren't happy.
 
Is this thing worth a watch? I only watched about five minutes of the RNC before becoming completely bored with it.
 
Yeah well just like the Democratic Party, Paul Simon sounded like shit with that off pitch version of Bridge Over Troubled Water
 
Is this thing worth a watch? I only watched about five minutes of the RNC before becoming completely bored with it.

It's 1983 and I'm at the OSU/ou game in Stilly with the craziest woman I ever dated because mom was there and told me that a long time later. My best friend flies a freakin' plane over the stadium trailing a banner that reads "Daddy Jim Bob Jumps for Pogo"(the crazy girl). I thought that was the goofiest shit I've seen, but this Philly cluster-grab whatever is even better.
 
My bad. Should have never liked your thread about musicians.

Well, I truly didn't see that coming. Both threads are truth. Since I am a vessel of truth on these boards, I must speak the truth. I'm so offended at Trump and the dark RNC that it drove me back home to the democrat party, like it always does. I want them to do well. But whoever put that guy up there needs fired. He sounded like a dying cat.
 
Michele Obama just burned it down. Compare these speakers with the republican's first night. Compare her with the third Trump Trophy Wife. How embarrassing for the republicans.
 
With all the posts by syssie trying to make the RNC look bad, doesn't appear this shitshow will need much help...

Let's see here...if I were to put the Rulz spin on this....

There will be free child care provided by R. Kelly and volunteers from Penn State. Safe place room set up for those that get offended by the foul language that will eminate from the peanut gallery, a cankle contest with the winner getting tickets to the premier of every George Clooney movie until the end of time and a signed photograph of Hillarys legs. Don't forget about our "Toys for Muslims" donation basket. We have decided not to hold the "play the victim" contest since that would create too much confusion amongst presenters and attendees.

Music provided by NWA and performing their smash hit "F*%# the police!" featuring Beyoncé and Kanye West, with background vocals by some other asshole saying they might leave the country if Trump wins.

There will be a booth set up for those that have been affected by the sight of an AR15, so look for the signs in the shape of a vagina containing arrows pointing the way.

Pascifers and bibs will be handed out to the first 1000 Bernie supporters that show up. Breakfast will be served without bacon and ham so as not to offend friends and supporters of the Democratic Party.

Elizabeth Warren will be there wearing full head dress and tanning solution so as to hopefully get a captive audience full of morons to actually believe that a freaky old white bitch has even a fraction of Indian blood.

Bathrooms will not be marked so as to make our transgender friends comfy, but we ask that all attendees refrain from giggles and remarks at each other's junk.

And friends, don't forget, you will be safe from all midgets and munchkins...whoops!!..vertically challenged folks...due to the magnificent 6 FOOT wall built to enclose this wondrous and craptacular occasion!

It will be a fun filled week of finger pointing and race baiting, so come on down and join the fun!

Check your email for an invitation ...then delete.

*This ad paid for by George Soros.
I wish I had written that.
 
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Michele Obama just burned it down. Compare these speakers with the republican's first night. Compare her with the third Trump Trophy Wife. How embarrassing for the republicans.
So you're saying Chewbacca out did Wikileaks? Can I buy a bag of what you got?
 
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