details of the guy who got past the Secret Service into the White House

[MegaPoke]

The official White House intruder report reads like a totally unbelievable chain of comedic coincidences that would make either a completely unbelievable, or totally hilarious movie scene.

This is how I picture it happening...

 

[imprimis]

The Secret Service is just mimicking what they see in the person they are protecting.

 

[shortbus]

It should be policy to immediately shoot anyone who jumps the fence.

What if they had a bomb strapped to them?

What if there were 5 of them? Or 7? Or 12?

It's the freakin White House for cryin out loud.

Put a bullet in that dude the second his feet hit the ground. Hell, I'm fine with putting one in his skull before he even makes it over the fence.
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