So, we took in my moms cat (which was actually a cat I rescued some years ago), since he’s kind of a needy old bastard and a bully.
My step daughter has a cat in our house, she never goes outside, and is a “ghost”, she’s deathley afraid of male humans.
So these two idiots don’t get along very well to say the least. Thankfully our home is big enough they can stay in separate areas and avoid each other. But, they each get curious and about once or twice a week, they will encounter one another in the living areas and have a puke fest.
Yes, they get all mad and meowy and start puking at each other. It’s the gotdamndest thing I have ever seen. And quite revolting to deal with. They will eat with vigor before these meetings, then proceed with this “courtship” that leads to a plethora of hisses and gacks.
I have cut back on the feedings of course, but my old cat (he stays where I am most of the time) will literally wake me up at night pawing on my chest and breathing his shit cat breath in my face demanding food. So I can sleep, I’ll give him some, then wake up to...you guessed it, more gotdam cat puke.
I’m so gotdam sick of these two gotdam piece of shit quadruped piles of hairy ass meowing mutherf^#}ed up mammals!!! SHIT!!!
Anyway, while you are giving thanks this holiday season, just remember to be glad you don’t have two gotdam cats trying to outpuke each other in your gotdam house.
Peace, love, and glue factories.
My step daughter has a cat in our house, she never goes outside, and is a “ghost”, she’s deathley afraid of male humans.
So these two idiots don’t get along very well to say the least. Thankfully our home is big enough they can stay in separate areas and avoid each other. But, they each get curious and about once or twice a week, they will encounter one another in the living areas and have a puke fest.
Yes, they get all mad and meowy and start puking at each other. It’s the gotdamndest thing I have ever seen. And quite revolting to deal with. They will eat with vigor before these meetings, then proceed with this “courtship” that leads to a plethora of hisses and gacks.
I have cut back on the feedings of course, but my old cat (he stays where I am most of the time) will literally wake me up at night pawing on my chest and breathing his shit cat breath in my face demanding food. So I can sleep, I’ll give him some, then wake up to...you guessed it, more gotdam cat puke.
I’m so gotdam sick of these two gotdam piece of shit quadruped piles of hairy ass meowing mutherf^#}ed up mammals!!! SHIT!!!
Anyway, while you are giving thanks this holiday season, just remember to be glad you don’t have two gotdam cats trying to outpuke each other in your gotdam house.
Peace, love, and glue factories.