I was recently window shopping in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim book store. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil eye, and then asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?” The clerk said, “Kiss my butt.... get out and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”