Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Both of these are much too long for dad jokes.Vladimir Putin goes undercover to inspect new recruits before sending them off to battle.
Vlad: Where are you from Private?
Pvt: I am from St. Petersburg sir.
Vlad: Oh really. I am from there as well. Who is your father?
Pvt: Sir, my father is Vladimir Putin - the President is the father of our country sir.
Vlad: Very well, who then is your mother Private?
Pvt: Sir, my mother is Russia. Russia is the mother of all people, all the nation.
Vlad: Spectacular Private. What is it that you aspire to be young man?
Pvt: I want to be an orphan sir.
Vlad: Spectacular Private. How is that you have come to be such an amazing young man?
Pvt: It all started when my father ****ed my mother sir.