He rarely gets on the board these days, but here's a gem:
"The SEC is a lot like the lineup for the free music stage at the state fair.
A lot of big names who still think they're on top of the charts. Bitching about how they could still be writing hits, but they will never sell out and talk about how fantastic the good ol' days of the '60's were. You have to sit through an hour of misery to finally hear three minutes of a tune you vaguely remember your crazy uncle Donnie blaring from the 8 track player in his trans am.
ESPN is that gaggle of 65 year old women front and center with peroxide hair, sun dried leathered skin and Misty ultra long and thin cigarettes hanging from their lips while wearing long faded tshirts from (insert any 70's band) '77 Midwest Canadian tour.
CBS Sports just stands in awe in the back chewing on a turkey leg.
The Big Tenleven was the opening act."
"The SEC is a lot like the lineup for the free music stage at the state fair.
A lot of big names who still think they're on top of the charts. Bitching about how they could still be writing hits, but they will never sell out and talk about how fantastic the good ol' days of the '60's were. You have to sit through an hour of misery to finally hear three minutes of a tune you vaguely remember your crazy uncle Donnie blaring from the 8 track player in his trans am.
ESPN is that gaggle of 65 year old women front and center with peroxide hair, sun dried leathered skin and Misty ultra long and thin cigarettes hanging from their lips while wearing long faded tshirts from (insert any 70's band) '77 Midwest Canadian tour.
CBS Sports just stands in awe in the back chewing on a turkey leg.
The Big Tenleven was the opening act."
