A little disappointed there are no Ted Cruz jokes today

[MegaPoke]

if you don't know why he's trending, investigate it. I don't want to ruin it for you.

 

[Rdcldad]

oh boy can't wait

thanks for heads up

 

[Rdcldad]

gotta love social media that's funny af

 

[CowboyJD]

His wife getting petty revenge for him not doing the dishes like she told him to is my working theory.

 

[ThorOdinson13]

Wait, does this make him more "normal?"

 

[MegaPoke]

His wife getting petty revenge for him not doing the dishes like she told him to is my working theory.

What I like about this theory is that it suggests his wife is literally watching female "cuck" porn.

 

[PDT816]

I find it humorous that people are claiming Cruz's wife looks like Cory Chase.

 

[CowboyJD]

I find it humorous that people are claiming Cruz's wife looks like Cory Chase.

He does appear to have a "type".

 

[anon_xl72qcu5isp39]

if you don't know why he's trending, investigate it. I don't want to ruin it for you.

I would like to apologize. Been under water and haven't had a chance.

1. I think his wife is actually kind of cute, can't figure out why she was trolled during the campaign.

2. The twitter stuff is epic.

3. Never forget "the basketball ring in Indiana is the same height as it is in NYC..." The basketball ring. That's his basketball vocabulary.

4. Hell if anything it humanizes the stuffed-shirt, lying-ass, syrupy, professional politician. I'm surprised the guy actually likes grown women.

 

[PDT816]

Cruz probably went to whitehouse.com instead of .gov. It's an easy mistake I've done hundreds of times.

 

[MegaPoke]

I would like to apologize. Been under water and haven't had a chance.

1. I think his wife is actually kind of cute, can't figure out why she was trolled during the campaign.

2. The twitter stuff is epic.

3. Never forget "the basketball ring in Indiana is the same height as it is in NYC..." The basketball ring. That's his basketball vocabulary.

4. Hell if anything it humanizes the stuffed-shirt, lying-ass, syrupy, professional politician. I'm surprised the guy actually likes grown women.

1. He obviously hates her.

2. This is literally why the internet was invented.

3. He may not know basketball, but he looks like a guy who does.

4. We already knew he was a master debater. Now we know we know.

 

[AC_Exotic]

He done, unless he cooks up a good excuse

 

[MegaPoke]

He done, unless he cooks up a good excuse

 

[Medic007]

Can we get a quick check on what the definition of "is" is?

Moms Bang Teens 20. Has that stiffy Cruz (no pun intended) actually missed 1-19? MILFaphobic.

 

[MegaPoke]

Can we get a quick check on what the definition of "is" is?

Moms Bang Teens 20. Has that stiffy Cruz (no pun intended) actually missed 1-19? MILFaphobic.

How can you follow the storyline if you miss the first 19?

 

[Medic007]

How can you follow the storyline if you miss the first 19?

I'm not missing the story line. I know the script for 21 and beyond. Either Ted is innocent or he's deleted 19 other tweets.

 

[MegaPoke]

 

[MegaPoke]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Staffing

"Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future."

Oh I think it will be.