A Joke

[Ponca Dan]

Told to me by a Mexican-American that works for me.

Q. Do you know why Mexico doesn’t have an Olympic team?

A. Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump and swim are in America.

 

[22LR]

Likewise, a Mexican-national coworker told me this one.

Q: Do you know why Mexicans party on the front lawn?

A: Because the backyard is full.

 

[ctrawick]

Nice.

One of our consultants (Will Rodriguez) invited me to his home in Houston and he had a great pool in the back. He was telling me how much his family enjoyed it and I questioned why he did not mention himself.

He told me "I never swim in anything but a river".

Also told me he wanted to either die on a woman or a golf coarse... Had a stroke on St. Andrews..

Shit, I loved that guy

 

[Syskatine]