Everyone knows Dallas is the GOAT and it's really not even close EXCEPT on ou/Texas week. This week all the closet ut fans and trailer trash goons travel to my great city to watch their glorified pillow fight in that dilapidated piece of shit known as the Cotton Bowl. This is the toughest week of the year for me in Dallas. I don't want to leave the house. I'm worried that Kenny Jr. will be kicked out of Day Care permanently because all the worthless parents dress their loser kids in burnt orange and crimson.
Please send prayers. Is Oklahoma an oasis this week?! Does all the trash leave? It's been a while since I lived there and I don't remember.
Please send prayers. Is Oklahoma an oasis this week?! Does all the trash leave? It's been a while since I lived there and I don't remember.
