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This, this is high art. I mean smoke’em if you got’em. Now do 80’s horror.I am hardly a nerd about Star Wars. Just a 45 year old guy that enjoyed the original trilogy as a young boy, and was lucky enough to watch Harrison Ford kick ass in his prime in both Star Wars and Indiana Jones.
Ya know, back when real men played lead roles and got the girl? When villains actually were mean neck snapping, sword wielding, sometimes German speaking bastards that actually scared the shit out of you? Not pansy ass tortured souls with effeminate tendencies, fruits and nuts writing scripts....oh whatever. Why don’t they just go ahead and cast Shi’a Lebouf in some shitty half ass comedic role? Bring him back as Jar Jars cousin, Jaw Jaw Boof. He can be all slapsticky and slap one of those belching CGI mogwai looking fu^%in things, swing around some trees, or hilariously try and seduce some unbelievably attractive hottie with the irony he’s nothing but a choad lookin f^#}k. Oh, the possibilities!
I’m all good on movies. Can watch the old shit and wear it all out like a worn out banjo. I have a buddy that is a HUGE star wars geek. He’s happy experiencing this new stuff, so if some folks get their jollies off all this then so be it.
I still think Lucas was kidnapped in 1987 and replaced with a Life Model Decoy sans gonads.
Maybe Finn and Poe went to Wakanda to recruit a new Resistance after lazy, ass-clown no-talent writers/Director axed it to bits.
The more I think about it, the more I really, really hate what they did with the opportunity to finish VII, VIII, and IX in style.
What those ass clowns did to the Luke character was unforgivable.