Zogaj the Albanian Uber Driver in Zurich: "Putin and Tump are dick cutters."
Me: "What?"
Zogaj: "Yes? Dick cutters?"
Me: "Are they circumcised? I have no idea."
Zogaj: "Like Khadaffi - they are dick cutters."
Me: "You mean dictators?"
Zogaj: "Yes, as I say dick cutters. Bill Clinton very good. Likes cigars no?"
Me: "Yes, he liked cigars very much..."
Me: "What?"
Zogaj: "Yes? Dick cutters?"
Me: "Are they circumcised? I have no idea."
Zogaj: "Like Khadaffi - they are dick cutters."
Me: "You mean dictators?"
Zogaj: "Yes, as I say dick cutters. Bill Clinton very good. Likes cigars no?"
Me: "Yes, he liked cigars very much..."