A typical Democrat voter should have no trouble at all identifying with Secretary Clinton while she was on her speech tour.
First, if getting there is half the fun, you need to know what it's like to step onto a private jet (Gulfstream G450 or better). After all, when you're concerned about the environment, there is no need to share a ride with 200 other people who are going to the same damn place you are when you can simply deposit a carbon footprint that is even larger than the Secretary's considerably huge ass. Just huge. HUGE. HUGE ASS.
Second, the average voter will surely appreciate the thrill of earning around $300,000 for giving a speech. Who hasn't been paid that sort of money in exchange for 90 minutes of their time?
Then, just when Democrat voters are irritated by a Republican paying over $100 for a haircut, it's time for Secretary Clinton to go get a $1,600 cut/color/style. We all do it. It's to be expected.
And aren't we all used to having the accommodations "just so" when we arrive at our destination? Isn't every hotel room a Presidential Suite? Isn't that how we all live? I know when I'm about to make $300,000 giving a speech, I don't expect a box of donuts to be in the green room. I expect what Hillary demands: Coffee, tea, room temp sparkling and still water, diet ginger ale, crudité, hummus and sliced fruit.
Oh, and while the Secretary is in your town, you're going to pay for every meal and all transportation for her and all staff members that accompany her. Again, completely understandable by the commoner. I mean, it's hard to cash a $300,000 check to pay for shit on your own. Plus, how much does a suitcase with that many $100 bills weigh? That's just begging for a back injury.
I'm sure I'm leaving something out. If your ass is HUGE and you need pants the size of a circus tent to cover your AMAZINGLY HUGE ASS, how much does it cost to have a custom pantsuit made? Anybody got any data on that?
So, go ahead and bash Rubio for whatever he spends money on. When you start to wonder what the smell is, just look down at that big pile of shit you just stepped into. Dumb ass.
First, if getting there is half the fun, you need to know what it's like to step onto a private jet (Gulfstream G450 or better). After all, when you're concerned about the environment, there is no need to share a ride with 200 other people who are going to the same damn place you are when you can simply deposit a carbon footprint that is even larger than the Secretary's considerably huge ass. Just huge. HUGE. HUGE ASS.
Second, the average voter will surely appreciate the thrill of earning around $300,000 for giving a speech. Who hasn't been paid that sort of money in exchange for 90 minutes of their time?
Then, just when Democrat voters are irritated by a Republican paying over $100 for a haircut, it's time for Secretary Clinton to go get a $1,600 cut/color/style. We all do it. It's to be expected.
And aren't we all used to having the accommodations "just so" when we arrive at our destination? Isn't every hotel room a Presidential Suite? Isn't that how we all live? I know when I'm about to make $300,000 giving a speech, I don't expect a box of donuts to be in the green room. I expect what Hillary demands: Coffee, tea, room temp sparkling and still water, diet ginger ale, crudité, hummus and sliced fruit.
Oh, and while the Secretary is in your town, you're going to pay for every meal and all transportation for her and all staff members that accompany her. Again, completely understandable by the commoner. I mean, it's hard to cash a $300,000 check to pay for shit on your own. Plus, how much does a suitcase with that many $100 bills weigh? That's just begging for a back injury.
I'm sure I'm leaving something out. If your ass is HUGE and you need pants the size of a circus tent to cover your AMAZINGLY HUGE ASS, how much does it cost to have a custom pantsuit made? Anybody got any data on that?
So, go ahead and bash Rubio for whatever he spends money on. When you start to wonder what the smell is, just look down at that big pile of shit you just stepped into. Dumb ass.
